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HAH!

I guess his membership to the “only ones” society ran out. Oopsie? ———————————————————————————————————————————————————- Copyright © 2011 Laura and Chris. If this material is not being read in your news aggregator or on http://falnfenix.blogspot.com/, this site is guilty of copyright infringement. … Continue reading

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GO BALTIMORE.

So, remember this post? I assumed they’d take the kids into custody, since there were witnesses and they were all in uniform. At least charge them! Apparently, that won’t happen. Surveillance footage is quite clear on what these kids did. … Continue reading

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If this doesn’t prove the TSA has no purpose, I don’t know what will.

Now the “do-you-know-who-I-am??!?” set can go through TSA screening without patdowns. I mean, we CAN’T have the TSA patting down Beyonce. JUST IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD DO TO THEIR IMAGE AS A GOVERNMENT AGENCY!! While you’re at it, this is … Continue reading

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I’m glad I live in this city.

Because when things like this become more frequent, it’ll make ANYWHERE else seem like heaven. And last night, on my way home, the jackass commissioner decided HEY LET’S HAVE A SEAT BELT CHECKPOINT ON BEL AIR ROAD (which happens to … Continue reading

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…Really? How stupid can you be?

My friend Jeff H. linked to a story from New York that hit Gothamist Tuesday morning. I guess hipsters aren’t as smart as they’d like us to think…otherwise this wouldn’t have happened. Guess what, hipsters: LAWS EXIST FOR A REASON. … Continue reading

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WOW. Way to be a pain in the ass, MDSP…

This wouldn’t happen to have ANYTHING to do with the Wollard ruling, now would it? ———————————————————————————————————————————————————- Copyright © 2011 Laura and Chris. If this material is not being read in your news aggregator or on http://falnfenix.blogspot.com/, this site is guilty … Continue reading

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Yet another TSA failure.

A friend of mine – who is now officially a citizen of both the US and the UK – came back to the States for a family emergency over a week ago. I don’t think she anticipated the crap she … Continue reading

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Aww, poor baby.

Apparently a TSA agent reported sexual assault from a fellow TSA agent. Apparently she felt they retaliated against her, and now she’s suing. I have no pity. It’s about time they experience this crap directly. Via BoingBoing. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————- Copyright © … Continue reading

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I guess they solved the crime problem?

Our WONDERFULTASTIC governor, Martin O’Malley, has signed off on a $553,000 purchase order for a diploma mill. Because that makes a lot of sense. So glad to see all the state’s crime has been fixed. Oh wait… ———————————————————————————————————————————————————- Copyright © … Continue reading

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Oh, the ridiculousness…

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